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1. 08:23 jreicher dreamreal: your comment about mumps interested me. Never done it, not familiar with the OO extension (and it is an extension, right?) but tried to find info on it. Looks like it maps OO concepts onto RDBMS?
2. 11:39 dreamreal javabot: I woudln't say mumps was OO at all, it's all arrays
3. 11:39 javabot dreamreal, what does that even *mean*?
4. 11:40 dreamreal jreicher: ^^
5. 13:47 sbalmos mumps is/was a damn weird k-v
6. 14:03 sbalmos dreamreal: I'm mildly surprised a companion database system called MEZLES (Mostly-Easy-Zero-Loss-Extended-data-Server) has never been released
7. 14:05 dreamreal it's just a rebrand of dynamo
8. 14:05 * dreamreal grrrs
9. 14:05 sbalmos rebrands are important!
10. 14:06 dreamreal someone definitely needs to do it to Amazon. Those jerkface chumbuckets have caused more companies to change their open source policies than anyone else outside of MS.
11. 15:12 dreamreal https://bytecode.news/posts/2026/07/pong-wars-on-the-commodore-64
12. 22:22 dmlloyd here's another thing I've been meaning to whip up: https://github.com/dmlloyd/stubify-maven-plugin
13. 22:22 javabot dmlloyd's title: "GitHub - dmlloyd/stubify-maven-plugin: A plugin for Maven to stubify the classes of a project. · GitHub"