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  1. cheeser what will you do with all that extra space?
  2. jbosmans i might install prince of persia or wolf3d
  3. Para Why not Doom?
  4. jbosmans i don't think doom fits in 2mb
  5. nimaje well, shrink it a bit more, doom is just a bit larger then 2MB
  6. dreamreal is it? People get DOOM running on all kinds of ridiculous devices now: even a *pregnancy test* can run DOOM
  7. dreamreal maybe those devices are bigger than I thought
  8. dreamreal https://bytecode.news/posts/2026/03/kotauth-a-self-hosted-authentication-platform
  9. javabot dreamreal's title: "Kotauth: a Self-hosted Authentication Platform | bytecode.news"
  10. deebo doom over jwt?
  11. dreamreal oof
  12. sbalmos boring. Run Duke Nukem over Kerberos ticket.
  13. Para Civilization over avian carrier 8)
  14. dreamreal Para: the cool thing about that one is that it runs in realtime
  15. dreamreal it's like the mitch hedberg joke about how he has a lifesize map that shows his travels all over the world... he updates it by going there...