sbalmosdreamreal: by disappearing into a cave, rolling a stone in front, and returning in 3 years
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dreamrealsbalmos: makes sense
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johnjayyou'd miss out on the 2x boost in salary from being fired and then begging for you to come back though
dreamrealWe're still waiting for the influx of "please come back" unfortunately
cheeserthe ai models haven't been trained on such interactions and so it's taking a bit of time to figure out how that works.
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kcomhnallcheeser: are you talking about the LiteLLM chain attack or something else?
dreamreal~dynamo
javabotDynamoDB is a NoSQL database engine created by Amazon. It supports key/value and document models. It's very (VERY) scalable, but it comes at a cost: there is no guarantee WHEN things will happen, but THAT they will happen. See https://aws.amazon.com/dynamodb/
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sbalmoshence why I'll wait about 3 years. there won't be a "please come back". it'll be more like "please, we need someone to fix all this and no one actually knows what it's doing when it was AI-written"
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dreamrealsbalmos: ++
nevetsbalmos now has karma of 2.
ParaIt's a bit of a high stakes play, but indeed that's a very likely end result. Big question is if there's going to be any money left to fix the situation.
dreamrealWe'll just ask the AIs to do it </blinder>
sbalmosthat's a problem for the company
ParaWell, we could of course ask AI to create succesful cryptocoin ICO startup thing.
Para(remember to add "succesful" to the prompt!)
sbalmosI am free to charge whatever I want to feel is fair to come in and attempt to fix what is broken
sbalmosthe company is free to deem the fixes critical enough to accept my offer
johnjayi'm looking for some small java projects to study that aren't toy projects. any ideas? debian tells me i can use runescape or treeview or svngit which are written in java.
ParaI guess for a kernel dev anything below millions lines is small :D
ParaI don't know what to point to, though. Library landscape probably has something interesting and not too complex, Google Guava, Apache Commons things, that sort of things.
johnjaythat's a good point. and i dont' think github lets me sort by LoC does it?
johnjayi'm not logged in on this machine so I don't recall.
ParaProbably not. Although Java isn't very LOC oriented, or rather that the number would be that meaningful.
ParaWould be kinda interesting side project to create quality metrics for every single JAR in the Maven index and produce public stats from those for ranking through everything.
sbalmosdefine "quality"
ParaCyclomatic complexity, coverage, coupling, cohesion...those kinds of things.
ParaHm. Lots of c:s in quality metric names.
johnjayi was thinking about coupling i guess the other day. do you want lots of modules tightly copuled as the ideal system? or is the tradeoff more modules means less coupling?
ParaI've forgotten the name of metric which counts call depth.
johnjayi meant more like how should you design one layer to interface with another layer
johnjayi think coupling is part of that
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dreamrealthis is not a new question
dreamrealsee bob martin, hexagonal architecture, etc
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TenchiPara: the name of the metric which counts call depth is "call depth" :P
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NeXeNhexagonal architecture is a good name for an EDM group
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