dreamrealload-testing is the practice of driving simulated traffic against a system to measure throughput, latency, and failure behavior under controlled conditions.
nevetok, dreamreal: updated load-testing.
dreamrealjmeter is Apache JMeter — Java-based open-source load tester with a GUI, scriptable test plans, and wide protocol support (HTTP, JMS, JDBC, etc.).
dreamrealgatling is a Scala-based open-source load testing tool with a DSL for defining scenarios, strong HTTP/2 support, and CI-friendly HTML reports.
dreamrealk6 is Grafana k6 — a developer-friendly CLI load tester written in Go, scripted in JS/TypeScript, with native cloud and Prometheus integration.
dreamrealab is ApacheBench — a minimal CLI HTTP benchmarking tool bundled with Apache httpd; good for quick single-endpoint tests, not complex scenarios.
dreamrealpureload is a commercial Windows-based load testing tool with a visual scenario builder; targets teams needing a GUI-first workflow without Java.
dreamrealpureload.tags=load-testing, performance, commercial, windows
nevetok, dreamreal: updated pureload.
dreamrealparadox is Borland's relational database for DOS/Windows; PAL (Paradox Application Language) let you build form-based apps without SQL. Largely forgotten once Access showed up because who knew people don't think in tuples. Fantastic otherwise, though.
dreamrealparadox.tags=database, borland, history, dos, windows
nevetok, dreamreal: updated paradox.
dreamrealturbo pascal 7 is the last Borland Turbo Pascal release before Delphi made it obsolete. A generation of Windows programmers learned their limits here.
dreamrealturbo pascal 7.tags=pascal, borland, history, language
nevetok, dreamreal: updated turbo pascal 7.
dreamrealdelphi is Borland's RAD environment, descended from Turbo Pascal; visual component model for Win32 apps. Still alive. Still has devotees. They will find you and may have pamplets
dreamrealrad is Rapid Application Development — methodology popularized by James Martin; Visual Basic, PowerBuilder, and Delphi all wore this badge. Mostly meant "fast until it wasn't" and disappointed a million deluded managers.
dreamreal4gl is Fourth-Generation Languages — database-oriented languages (SQL, FOCUS, Informix-4GL) meant to let non-programmers build reports. SQL survived. The rest, less so. We try to miss them and fail.
dreamreal5gl is Fifth-Generation Languages — constraint/logic-based (Prolog, Mercury); promised AI-like inference from declarative rules. Mostly became a favorite chapter in comp-sci textbooks.
dreamrealmda is Model-Driven Architecture — OMG standard for generating production code from UML models. Generated mostly conference papers and consulting contracts instead, although Together/J gave us the concepts that led to IDEA.
dreamrealuml is <reply>UML stands for the \"Unified Modeling Language,\" a graphical notation for software development. Depending on the shop using it, it's either a useful aid or a life-consuming cult.
dreamrealluddites=<reply>The Luddites were English textile workers (~1811–1816) who destroyed labor-displacing machinery. Now a catch-all slur for tech skeptics. Their actual complaint was economic, not philosophical - worth remembering.
dreamrealcopilot is Microsoft's AI assistant embedded into Windows, M365, and the Edge browser from 2023 onward. Powered by OpenAI models (c) Copilot. Promises productivity (c) Copilot.. Results vary by prompt quality and corporate IT policy (c) Copilot.. It's not invasive and will tell you so (c) Copilot.
ParaYou should be at a point where you could use an agent to do factoid population, including tags etc.
ParaAlthough a pre-stage phase would probably be useful for that then, for review.
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dreamrealI do. :D
dreamrealI actually don't provide write access to the agents, but I use an agent to generate them, using information from the bot.
dreamrealbe para
nevet* channeling para: and make it official?" "sure, i was dum and there's like three spring handlers in this :d of course repl but i guess one could have a meeting notes recorder
ParaMy stream of thoughts being intertwined through a Markov chain just highlight how randomly my mind jumps around.
dreamrealwell, it's also a markov chain :D
dreamrealbe dreamreal
nevet* channeling dreamreal: jsf and struts weren't really aligned, though
dreamrealbe dreamreal
nevet* channeling dreamreal: jini propagates it" - bonjour is still borrowing concepts like that :d
dreamrealbe dreamreal
nevet* channeling dreamreal: was implemented, everywhere except in one place
dreamrealbe dreamreal
nevet* channeling dreamreal: get doom running on all kinds of ridiculous devices now: even a *pregnancy test* can run doom
dreamrealbe dreamreal
nevet* channeling dreamreal: of them, but once it does exactly what you really want is a query. that migration is not a good thing to have enough critical mass when individual developers were
dreamrealsee, mine is actually recognizable, and why :D
Paracan you compose the markov chains?
ParaYou know, to create a sort of "be top10 of #java" amalgamation
dreamrealI mean, they're composable, sure
dreamrealit's just a series of calls
dreamrealthe markov chain system took about an hour to build, because I had to build the clojure shim and then test the tokenization granularity